The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky
Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That
way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.
Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in
Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side & a dark side, and it
holds the universe together.
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
(I have been telling my husband this for years!)
Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.