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Ten Things to
Make You Smile :)
1. If you love something, set it free. If it comes back,
it will always be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was
never yours to begin with. But, if it just sits in your
living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses
your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't appear to
realize that you had set it free....... You either
married it or gave birth to it.
2. Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day,
someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.
3. They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies.
Mine isn't all that communicative but I heard from it
the other day after I said, "Body, how'd you like to go
to the six o'clock class in vigorous toning?" Clear as a
bell my body said, "Listen fatty....do it and die."
4. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves
completely.
5. The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear
tight shoes.
6. The nice part about living in a small town: When you
don't know what you're doing, someone else always does.
7. Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came
today.
8. Amazing! ! You hang something in your closet for a
while and it shrinks two sizes!
9. Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I
regain consciousness.
10. I read this article that said the typical symptoms
of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and
driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a
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