Our Weekly Message for November 15, 2001
 

Greetings everyone,

Well, it looks like rain has found itself in almost every region of the country this past week. Our friends in California have had little rain since May and got a good dose the past few days as we visited our friends with Happy Feet Boots for a couple of 
days. As President Bush and President Putin are just up the road from us in Salado at his ranch in Crawford, Texas, they are a little damp, too.

Here is a thought for the day from Jim Rohn:
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"Goals. There's no telling what you can do when you get inspired by them. There's no telling what you can do when you believe in them. And there's no telling what will happen when you act upon them." Jim Rohn
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If you have not already started a chapter at your school or in your community, think about begginning an En Croix group. Visit and learn more about this fellowship for Christian Dancers at www.EnCroix.org.

My friend Tanya, sent me a passage of funnies this week that I thought you all would enjoy. Laughter is great medicine and I hope that this brings you a good dose. 

Have a wonderful week, and as always, please keep in touch!

Joyce E. Pennington
President, CEO
American Dance/Drill Team®
800/462-5719

   

IT'S TIME FOR A LITTLE HUMOR

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE, THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1. No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2. When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3. If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4. Never ask your 3 year old brother to hold a tomato.
5. You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6. Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7. Never hold a dust-buster and a cat at the same time.
8. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10. The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE, THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1. Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
2. Wrinkles don't hurt.
3. Families are like a hot fudge sundae. . . mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4. Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5. Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6. Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber-not the joy.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD:
1. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2. Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3. When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4. You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5. It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6. Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7. Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
1. You believe in Santa Claus.
2. You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3. You are Santa Claus.
4. You look like Santa Claus.

SUCCESS:
At age 4 success is ... not peeing in your pants
At age 12 success is ...having friends.
At age 16 success is ... having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is ... having fun.
At age 35 success is ... having money.
At age 50 success is ... having money.
At age 60 success is ... having fun.
At age 70 success is ... having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is ... having friends.
At age 80 success is ... not peeing in your pants.
 
   

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