25. For you, the year is
divided not by weather seasons, but by football/contest/show seasons.
26. Kneepads are your friends.
27. Puff paint and glitter are among items in your closet.
28. You have ever called your mom in tears begging her to bring pantyhose,
bobby pins, or shoe polish.
29. You wish professional football games showed the halftime performances.
30. You say "5, 6, 7, 8" instead of "Ready, set, go!"
31. You can pose for a picture in an instant.
and . . .
Your mom has called you up to tell you she took up the carpet in the family
room and found a thick layer of glitter under the carpet and pad.